Porous Monkey

Why would anyone drink Diet Coke?
I mean I know why… but it seems like eating wheat grass or an Aspen leaf,
It might be good for you, but where’s the fun in that?
Of course I’m a skinny monkey,
“Get it Mon – key”
Free to eat, drink and do whatever I want,
At least for now!
Who knows,
Maybe someday my metabolism won’t be so porous???

SDM